Today is a busy day~~ 

Interview in a couple hours then drop resumes every where I can and possibly have lunch with my bestiee. 

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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(via avoecs)

andrewhussiesbosom:

I’m the friend that picks rainbow road

(Source: guystud, via retiredjesus)

lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

(via parkingstrange)